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How many here would rather they weren't?
"Yeah, my wife brought me, and in this sorry shirt"
"I'm just steaming on the couch while my house gets work"
"It's like a steam bath out there, I had to drown my thirst"
"Well as long as we are, we best make the most"
"That's easy for you, man, from what so-and-so told me"
"Who? Her there said it? I oughta break her nose"
"Excuse me, do y'all know what time Lucky Seven closes?"
"Anyhow, have either of you fellas been to the Cayman Islands
Because I had a dream about it and I woke up smiling"
"No, but I once slept in a lighthouse in Kaanapali"
"I had a dream one time about Kaanapali"
"So like she said, my kidney is bound for Port-au-Prince
Guess how much I'm gonna get for it?"
"Man, I'd lower your voice before you get turned in"
"Well, you can bet your life you'll never see me again"
"You think that selling your guts is gonna make you feel free?"
"Well, the future ain't what she used to be"
"What if come one day you want that piece back in?"
"Then I'll sell something else and be happy again"
Just then, a comet came and the house burned down
But right when it hit, our hero jumped off the ground
The comet bounced and shot toward Kaanapali
With him holding its tail and saying "Thanks for the party"